A Not So Covert Operation

A man was arrested in Santa Cruz with beer keg, harmonica, wet suit, hallucinogenic mushrooms. The man claiming to be a covert military operative from Australia was drinking from a full sized keg and attempting to sell beer to passersby.

Flown the Coop

Workers began running for the doors as federal agents raided a poultry processing plant at about 8:50 a.m. this morning as shifts were changing. All told, 450 officers were involved in the raid. Agents detained about 300 people they believe to be illegal aliens in what is believed to be the biggest workplace raid ever in the Carolinas. Officals did not report any suspects slipping away.