War is Over (if you want it)

Semi-official Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano has run an article forgiving the late Beatle, John Lennon, for a controversial statement made in 1966, when he claimed his band were "more popular than Jesus". I wonder if Apple Records Inc or Apple Corps Limited can be as forgiving?

Nation is Crisis...Help Arrives from Heloise

Fires burn in California. Our federal government burns through money. Hints from Heloise offers candle hints to brighten your day.

The Man in the Long Red Cloak

People swing their lanterns during the ecumenical festival Martini, Day of St. Martin, in honor of the Catholic St. Martin, at Mariendom place, Cathedral of Mary Place, in Erfurt, Germany. St. Martin be wary St. George and St. Christopher had their feasts taken away.

He Who Laughs Last

John McCain and Barack Obama shared the same stage again last night, but this time they traded wisecracks instead of campaign attacks at a black-tie fundraiser for Catholic charities. A source asking to remain anonymous said that Obama did not use the joke; McCain you're so old if I told you to act your age you'd die. The source also said that McCain's jokes did not include; Obama you're so tall you tripped in Ohio and hit your head in Florida, both which you will lose to me. One of the two will have the last laugh on Nov. 4th.