He Who Laughs Last

John McCain and Barack Obama shared the same stage again last night, but this time they traded wisecracks instead of campaign attacks at a black-tie fundraiser for Catholic charities. A source asking to remain anonymous said that Obama did not use the joke; McCain you're so old if I told you to act your age you'd die. The source also said that McCain's jokes did not include; Obama you're so tall you tripped in Ohio and hit your head in Florida, both which you will lose to me. One of the two will have the last laugh on Nov. 4th.